I don’t have sob stories like all of you. I could sit here and complain how our mom loved Zuko more than me, but I don’t really care. My own mother…thought I was a monster.
I believe the ten commandments were written by a man and not a god because somehow “Don’t fuck my wife” is on there and not “Don’t commit rape”.

Me (via roarkshop)

Damn! Damn! DAMN!!! Oh my gosh!

(via spirituallygeeky)

Ah yeah

(via girldwarf)

OHHHHH hohoho~

(via sassy-gay-justice)

of course they were written by a man. why else would jezus be male, god be male, why would all the important peeps be male i wonder

yunishinoya:

rei at the beginning of season 1: swimming is not beautiful, there is nothing you can say that will make me join the swim club

rei at the end of season 2: captain of the iwatobi swim club

i need a moment here 

proalchemy:

imageHEY PAUL WHAT YOU UP TO? HUH???

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HEY PAUL LETS PLAY TAG PAUL!!!!!!

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WHOOPSIES YOU FELL ON YOUR POOPSIES!!!!

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HEY PAUL IVE GOT YOUR EAR!!! ISNT THAT FUNNY PAUL?!?!?!?!?!

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ISNT THAT FUNNY PAUL?!?!?! I GOT YOUR EAR!!!!!!!!!!!!